I had a nightmare last night

"thejustache" (thejustache)
11/06/2018 at 09:50 • Filed to: None

So my wife is pregnant and having all kinds of weird dreams lately. It must be somehow contagious because last night I legit had a dream I was trying to build a stanced GTI for a car show. Terrifying, right?

The weirdest part was that I was somehow trying to justify it to myself in the dream. “This isn’t my car, it’s a long term loaner... so it’s ok if I do something I wouldn’t normally do, right?” I was talking to my friend who was helping me do the work and I remember the words “hella flush” came out of my mouth, as well as a lengthy discussion about modifying the suspension to get as much negative camber as possible. What is wrong with my brain!? I’ve never been so happy to wake up to the real world and drive to work in my normal, non stanced, non VW.

DISCUSSION (14)

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > thejustache
11/06/2018 at 10:00

Kinja'd!!!

DipodomysDeserti > thejustache
11/06/2018 at 10:01

*Subaru owner wakes up, terrfied after dreaming he had become a VW bro. Leans over and takes a long rip from his fruity pebbles flavored vape pen. All is right with the world.

thejustache > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
11/06/2018 at 10:04

What... is this I’m feeling?

thejustache > DipodomysDeserti
11/06/2018 at 10:05

Maybe I haven’t been wearing my monster energy flat brim enough lately

Wheelerguy > thejustache
11/06/2018 at 10:11

Breathe.

Just...breathe.

Now, reach out.

What do you see?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > thejustache
11/06/2018 at 10:14

If you ain’t rubbin’ you ain’t dubbin’

Nom De Plume > thejustache
11/06/2018 at 10:26

Morning sickness.

The term usually pulled out to describe your situation is Couvade Syndrome or alternately sympathetic pregnancy. Which I promise with the correct search string is beyond mere words.

Kinja'd!!!